Cool May morning

J. put on long johns before leaving for his daily golf game. I'll put on my farmer John wetsuit before meeting the ladies at the warf for a paddle down the Ottawa river and a ways up the Kinonge. I love my wetsuit because even though I've managed to stay pretty the same size despite being middle aged now, my wetsuit acts like a sleek black full body girdle. What more could d woman want in outdoor apparel?